



* Goes on date *
* looks around *
“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”






me: ok im gonna sit down and read this book with no distractions
me two minutes later:





* Goes on date *
* looks around *
“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”






me: ok im gonna sit down and read this book with no distractions
me two minutes later:

