angelfeminist:
“ me
”

a-night-in-wonderland:

* Goes on date *

* looks around *

“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”

grumblestiltskillin:
“ sixpenceee:
“ “A wall has been built around Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame”  Posted by RidleyScotch/Reddit
”
He shouldn’t have one in the first place. He declares bankruptcy to get out of being responsible...

oblomovite:

me: ok im gonna sit down and read this book with no distractions

me two minutes later:

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